With Thanksgiving behind us (and down the drain), we've prepared some interesting facts about it.
We wanted to measure how did all the turkey, gravy and mashed potatoes influence America's bowl movements. Here is what we deducted:
Thanksgiving has seen 6413 poops with average rating of 3.61 which was an increase in quantity and quality from previous days, and number of poops and rating declined again over the weekend.
Most poops, by far, were dropped in Texas, with an average rating of 3.67
- Texas - 648 poops
- New York - 398 poops
- Massachusetts - 378 poops
- New Jersey - 365 poops
- Pennsylvania - 325 poops
Only one state had a perfect 5.0 rating, Alaska, and only 3 poops were dropped there.
- Alaska - 5.0
- Washington D.C. - 4.5
- Idaho - 4.17
- South Dakota - 4.16
- Oklahoma - 3.94
It seems that The East Coast residents have faster bowls, but residents of northern states are happier after leaving the toilet.